13 cop cars from 5 towns...Riverdale, Pequannok, West Paterson, Wayne, and Butler...
Ripped my license up ON THE SPOT.
Best part was...I pulled over after seeing the first cop and waited for 2 minutes till they all caught up.
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|||Life's Been Good
by Joe Walsh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2rxPSDUl鈥?/a>
I have a mansion but forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all
They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just lookin' for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
My Maserati does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked
I'm making records, my fans they can't wait
They write me letters, tell me I'm great
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
Just leave a message, maybe I'll call
Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
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(Everybody say I'm cool) (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far
- Interlude -
I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed
They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody say oh yeah) (Oh yeah)
I keep on goin' guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far|||Never got a ticket for speeding before...every time they pull me over, I smile sweetly, bat my lashes over sincere sad puppy dog eyes (while my bottom lip slightly pouts) and say, "Oh no! I've never gotten a speeding ticket before, officer...sigh..."
(Well, it's true! I never have.)
Because it always ends with, "Well alright miss, Im going to let you go with just a warning this time..."
Hehe...|||I've been driving for 39 years, and drive waaaay too fast at times, but amazingly have never got a speeding ticket.
Fastest ever : 135, Porsche 911, I-95 Broward County, FL.|||I knew I saw a puffy afro man in a maserati speeding past me on the 101, it was you Bob Ross.|||Never got a speeding ticket..|||147 mph|||I've never gotten a ticket.
but the fastest speed i've done is 105 i think.|||never got a speeding ticket.and I have a turbo beetle.. I drive nice.|||88....in a 25. The ticket came along with a free trip to jail and having my car towed. It was my lucky day. :-)|||107 in my badass Honda Civic. lol|||life's been good to me so far.
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